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Variety and funny. 

 

On this page I'll include stars's news with my comments about.i'll also include useful web site with my statements....

hope that you have a fun here.... 

 

 

was a brilliant starlet

 

 

Every one of us knows the hero of the Home Alone movies. One day i was shocked when i saw him in a TV show explaining his pitiful story that after his fame in the movies

he got into trouble with his father, who expelled him from the house; however, success as a movie actor provided him with a means of self sufficiency. Many people and close friends tried to do the right thing between them and to let him be reconciled with his father, but all attempts failed. Anyway, he could not find success in other movies which he acted in and felt that he was not fit anymore for acting, and decided to give up on acting.

 

Now he is an author, writing in kids books and stories. May he gain fame in that as well as in acting. This based on true story.

 

take my tip:-

do not be snob whatever you have had and wherever you have positioned, you are a human and faults are around......

thanks 4 being.....

Do you know that:

 

_black widows spiders kill friends mate to avoid snoring.

_the bee has six eyes.

_the snakes smell via tongue.

_no existences in dead sea due to big ratio of salt.

_the worst news for pessemestics the optimistics live longer.

 

_the eagles not die but suicide due to illness.
 
_the scorpion could live for a year without water and food.
 
 

crocodiles' hunter.

 

An Australian guy eager by crocodiles' hunting. His target was saving the environments and the existences from extinction but unattainable target due to he passed away, beaten by poison fish.

He Has a zoo in Australia called Australian zoo, marvelous one which no bars and cages for animals unless they are wild and unfriendly as if you are in a normal zoo.

Do you imagine crocodiles' hunter his enemies are parrots he could not treat with them just his daughter helps him to manage, of course after scratching.

Now his wife, daughter and his father are taking care of the unique zoo and planning to produce movies series call Bindy is a girl of jungle...Bindy is his daughter..

Crocodiles' hunter has taken his fame after a horrible show when he fed a crocodile with his son in the other hand .wow.

All over the world displayed that view with many criticizes but he has done it and convinced that was right.

That was STEVE ERWIN.

 

 

just for LaUgh 

  

  A livestock truck overturned in my town, and the accident made the local news. The young reporter who covered the story declared on camera, "Two cows, Black and Gus, escaped into nearby woods." At the studio there was muffled laughter as they cut to a commercial. After the break, the reporter sheepishly added, "About that overturned truck -- make those Black Angus cattle."  

 

Couple friends were in a restaurant at board one of them asked the menu from waitress. She brought it and he ordered a turkey's meal. He thought that Turkish meat not kind of chicken. Once he knew the matter, mumbled and blurted what a bout birds' flu here. She replied awfully now after you had enough wait your destiny.all visitors burst in laugh!!!

 

Teacher and kid story

 

There was a poet loved a girl in his homeland

No chance to get married her. She married another one

and traveled with him far away. The poet was lost by her

.He shifted compulsorily to far area

ý on  first day duty at the elementary school

He saw a kid; felt something attracts him to that kid

When the kid smiled, the teacher called him and questioned him you are son of whom?

The kid answered I am son of (X).your mother (x.lover)? The teacher asked.

Yes, she is the kid responded 

The teacher held silent and composed a poem

The second day gave it to the kid to deliver it to his mom

 

 

Reality of adam and eve

When Allah created Adam peace be upon him was the first human being. He resided in the paradise

Although all what was available there, felt alone! And when he slept Allah created eve from his rib...!!!

Oh! See! What is the reason?!

Why eve created from Adam when he was sleeping?!

Why not created when Adam was awake?!

Do you know the reason??

The man when he is in pain hates, in adverse of the women her emotions  and love increase when she is in pain

If eve created from Adam when he was awake ý, felt her outing pain from his rib and hated her.but Allah created her from him when he was sleeping so as to not hate her

While the woman delivers  awake and sees the death in front of her but her emotions increase and loves her baby. She sacrifices by her life for his/her sake

Let's be back to Adam and eve

Eve created from that curved rib which protects the heart

Do you know the reason?

Because Allah created her to protect the hearts and that's eve's job. So she created from the place which she will treat with

Whereas Adam created from mud because he will deal with the land and he will be a farmar, a builder, carpenter and so on.

Oh! Adam, do not sneer from eve's emotion because she is….

Created like that…

Beautiful like that…

You need her like that…

Her perfection in her emotions so, do not play by her emotions...

 

 

 

  useful web sites.

 great web site 4 english learners and included various topics.

http://www.englishclub.com/

i found it brilliants guiding all english levels.

medical web site.

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/encyclopedia.html

actually raer you find as this web all illnesses and mediciens mentioned with them contents,my advise do not pass it.

an email for english chatters.

spleak@hotmail.com

nice for english chatters and correct during chat ur mistake,additional to links to forum and poll.

site to learn more languages.

 http://www.languageguide.org/

ossify,ossify web site most of common languages are available with pronounced skills.

 

file for learning english grammer.

 

http://www.4shared.com/file/5745986/88e06278/grammer_summary.html

 

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